So many women, so little time. This fact has troubled men since the dawn of time: “How on earth do I stay with one woman, when there are other women out there? Especially when I am incredibly good looking and have blimp-loads of cash?” Show me a monogamous male celebrity and I’ll show you a unicorn with mad skills on the ukulele. Truth be told they are both mythical creatures, and shame on you for getting involved in such a futile and bizarre transaction.
When Tiger Woods and Jesse James got busted for cheating on their wives, people weren’t as shocked about the infidelity itself as they were about how many women were involved. Tiger allegedly slept with 121 ladies, while Jesse James’ number is still hovering around 4. Really? These are the ones who shipped themselves off to sex rehab? We have to see their faces on every single magazine cover, hear jokes about them on every single late night talk show, all because of 121 and 4? These numbers are a joke! 4 shouldn’t even count as cheating by Hollywood standards. Try adding them together, then multiply your answer by 10, and maybe, just maybe, you’d make it on our list of Playboys and the Sexy Women They’ve Scored.
Warren Beatty (12,000)
In Peter Biskind’s new biography of Warren Beatty, “Star: How Warren Beatty Seduced America,” Biskind estimates the bedded-by-Beatty women figure at “12,775, give or take, a figure that does not include daytime quickies, drive-bys, casual gropings, stolen kisses and so on.” Now happily married to the beautiful Annette Benning since 1992, back in the 70’s the Warrenator claimed that he used to have sex with approximately 12.7 women per day. PER DAY! That’s 12 women and a midget, every single day! The following are but a fraction of a fraction his conquests:
Howard Hughes (all the best ones)
Not a mere mortal of quantity, the billionaire filmmaker, inventor, engineer, film producer, industrialist Aviator was indeed a man of quality. George Carlin once joked “I’ve never f***’d a 10, but I once f***’d five 2’s.” Well, if Howard Hughes wrote that joke it would go something like “I never f***’d a 2, but I spent a lifetime f***ing 10’s.” Not as relatable perhaps. If you were on Hollywood’s A-list of femme fatales anywhere between let’ say the 1920s and the 1970s, there’s a good chance you’ve slept with ‘ole Howard. His list sounds like the lyrics from Madonna’s song Vogue!
For a completely ridiculous list visit here.
Hugh Heffner (2,000-5,000)
Just when you thought you could wrap your head the logistics of sleeping with 12.7 women in one day, you have King Playboy himself to deal with. Heffner would often go through a dozen in one seating! Some of the gruesome twelvesome details are outlined in an ex Playmate’s self published book, where apparently “he just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited.
Charlie Sheen (5,000)
Okay, I guess it’s kinda cheating when many of the women who’ve been Sheened were prostitutes, but when you’ve got Denise Richards on that list, she’s gotta be worth at least 70. In his defense, of the alleged 5 grand, the first 4 of the following 5 were either married or engaged to Charlie.
Scott Baio (1,000)
He made his big screen debut in “Bugsy Malone” when he was only 15 years old. This success would eventually lead him to a popular role of Charles ‘Chach’ Arcola in the late ‘70s and ‘80s television classic, “Happy Days”. Scott was particularly fond of Playboy playmates, having bedded an entire year’s worth of Playmates which was enough to get him informally banned from the Playboy mansion. Some of his conquests include:
Jack Nicholson (2,000)
For several years Jack Nicholson lived on Mulholland Drive in Beverly Hills next to Marlon Brando and Warren Beatty. Nicknamed “Bad Boy Drive,” women could barely drive three blocks down that street without getting pregnant. What separates Jack from the Tigers’ and the James’ of this world, is that you’ll never in a million years see Jack in sex rehab. Jack knows who Jack is, Jack feels no need to apologize for being who he is, and only one woman makes Jack a dull boy.
“Yes, I`m obsessed with sex, in fact I think I`m in love with it. But sex in the real sense doesn`t contain love!”
Some names from Jack’s list: