Comments on: Blazing Saddles on Blu-ray

By: Tony Hunt

Tony Hunt — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 09:26:50 +0000

I was at our local walmart super center with a few friends I was gonna go one way one of my friends grabbed ahold of my jogging pants at the waist and pulled and pulled me their direction the string in the pants broke the pants fell down and I was going commando at the time.

By: Alisson H.

Alisson H. — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:45:17 +0000

I fell in the toilet in the middle of the night when I was a little kid.

By: Edward Pond

Edward Pond — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 03:16:00 +0000

Being drunk on a city bus in Oakland, and telling the driver to watch out for the “Honn Hornkers” instead of “Horn Honkers”. Made her night and this cracker cracked up the bus!

By: Dad

Dad — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 19:49:51 +0000

I was bit by a clown

By: matt pleem

matt pleem — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 19:10:16 +0000

i tripped down the satirs while carrying a cake. i reached the bottom, finally steadied myself and didnt drop or damage the cake. as i finally steadied completely impressed i managed to hodl on to the cake, took my next step on flat surface, stumbled, and my face crashed into the cake. this whole thing was done in front of a room full of people

By: Wayne S

Wayne S — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:50:46 +0000

A squirrel fell out of a tree and landed on my face

By: Katy S

Katy S — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 16:37:02 +0000

I fell in love

By: Tanis

Tanis — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:49:51 +0000

I’m not sure, but I probably fell somewhere!

By: Michael Jones

Michael Jones — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:49:47 +0000

slipped on ice and somehow managed to fall face first in a pile of snow

By: john knight

john knight — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:24:09 +0000

Fell down steps

By: Dominique Ho

Dominique Ho — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 15:02:47 +0000

Button the shirt in the wrong holes.

By: Allan

Allan — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 12:54:55 +0000

Not sure, but I did once trip and fall in front of others.

By: julia g

julia g — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 11:54:22 +0000

I can’t think of anything and now I’m sad.

By: Rachel K

Rachel K — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 10:27:37 +0000

it hasn’t happened yet!

By: Va Du

Va Du — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 05:53:52 +0000

I ate a lot of brownies and thought I was skinny dipping in the ocean the whole night.

By: Troy K

Troy K — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 05:52:29 +0000

Sliding down the stairs when I fell on my back.

By: Derrick

Derrick — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 05:34:08 +0000

Well, funny for everybody else, not so much for me… Tried to unlock what I thought was my truck (a company vehicle) for 20 minutes. Tried both doors, complained to everybody, then went to phone a locksmith. Everybody was watching me do this… knowing that I was trying to unlock the wrong truck (they’re all identical).

By: Jonathan Sevigny

Jonathan Sevigny — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:44:28 +0000

nothing that I can think right now… to be honest, my life is pretty boring…

By: Randy Winter

Randy Winter — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:37:38 +0000

Trying to chat up a girl while walking beside her, I walked into a telephone pole.

By: Kirsten Kimball

Kirsten Kimball — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:29:55 +0000

I fell in jr. high and they carried me out and put me on a gurney, covered me with a blanket and somehow word spread around school that I died…it was hilarious..

By: Ryan Rumball

Ryan Rumball — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:27:13 +0000

Tripped over nothing and face planted

By: Stephane Munger

Stephane Munger — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:26:41 +0000

I was tired a night and i entered in the wrong house after my work :S lol

By: Jill Ed

Jill Ed — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:10:16 +0000

I’m a major klutz..so the funniest and most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me was tripping in front of the whole school during an assembly

By: Wayne Wismer

Wayne Wismer — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 04:02:27 +0000

Laughing with friends.

By: Paul Capranos

Paul Capranos — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 03:43:51 +0000

I spilt a coffee cup all over me lol

By: David Roy

David Roy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 03:07:42 +0000

I got stuck on a zip line on the highest one … I ended up right in the middle and had to have one of the employees pull me to safety.

By: Vijay

Vijay — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 02:40:39 +0000

I don’t know about happenED, but I can confidently WILL happen…meeting Rob Postuma in Montreal next month. I can’t imagine anything funnier. :-D

By: Greg Woods

Greg Woods — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 02:36:58 +0000

Up the down escalator.

By: Martee

Martee — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 02:18:01 +0000

tripped UP the stairs

By: Heather Holmberg

Heather Holmberg — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 02:17:08 +0000

I tripped over a bag while running down my hallway .. i was telling my friend and re-enacted it and fell again, this time injurying my knee severely .. we were all laughing so hard no one could help me

By: Shemp DeYoung

Shemp DeYoung — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 02:09:18 +0000

One time, I was preforming in a comedy show and we were doing a comic martial arts routine. We coached our “volunteer” ahead of time on stage fighting techniques. However, when she got on stage, her adrenalin kicked in and she she tried too hard. I landed totally wrong and ended up in the hospital with cracked ribs.

The show must go on, though, so I finished the act and went to the hospital the next day.

By: Evan

Evan — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:33:54 +0000

Having a dream wherein I thought I was being shot at with a BB gun … and in turn running through my virtual backyard and grabbing the top step of the backyard staircase (14 steps) and pulling myself onto the old sundeck. Only … I was rolling over and grabbing the headboard and pulling myself forward. I ended up nearly breaking my nose in the process. That was fun explaining to family & college classmates about 12 years ago. They thought I was either a boxer, or had been in a fight. I replied that it was “only a dream …” .

By: Colleen

Colleen — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:32:18 +0000

…Fell flat on my face after travelling for hours squashed in a corner of a car….Got up and my legs let me down again…Worst pins and needles I ever had and very embarrassing.

By: Joseph Mayo

Joseph Mayo — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:26:06 +0000

When I was an employee at a store, I was given a shirt to wear, and proudly wore it for a whole year until someone finally pointed out that it was a female’s shirt. My coworkers had plenty of fun with that afterwards.

By: Sharon

Sharon — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:21:52 +0000

Fell off the sidewalk

By: Beth Sellick

Beth Sellick — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:16:44 +0000

Passed out drunk in the dog’s food dish

By: Rick P

Rick P — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:04:36 +0000

The day I went to a shooter bar with high school friends and was told to ask the waitress for a B.J. (I didnt know it was a shooter – this was 25 years ago)

By: Bryan Chow

Bryan Chow — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 01:04:08 +0000

Fell off my chair!

By: Lori P

Lori P — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:33:16 +0000

Got singled out with my friends for teasing during an on-stage revue.

By: Rick P

Rick P — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:13:41 +0000

watching Blazing Saddles

By: USArmy

USArmy — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:13:31 +0000

I woke up in my barracks room after getting drunk in the base bar.

By: Great Artiste

Great Artiste — Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:02:13 +0000

I mocked a Canadian

By: Dan

Dan — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:54:12 +0000

locked my car & left the windows down

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:49:13 +0000

Every time I say the most inappropriate things.

By: Debby Kulchar

Debby Kulchar — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:41:34 +0000

A bunch of other cars and myself all followed a detour which let to a circle street so one was entering the circle and the others were exiting we all just looked at each other and laughed when we realized what had happened – a detour going nowhere!

By: Dung La

Dung La — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:39:27 +0000

I walked into a Stop sign.

By: Steve

Steve — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:39:05 +0000

When I was a kid I unintentionally wore my pajamas shirt to school.

By: Norma J Cornick

Norma J Cornick — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:39:03 +0000

getting in someelse’s vehicle, which was exactly like mine, only to realize that the man sitting there was not my hubby…..funny and also very scary!

By: Bruce

Bruce — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:31:37 +0000

i wrote a song about a pop tart and a flip flop…wanna hear it???

By: Mary A

Mary A — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:02:34 +0000

at a party at my ‘new’ boyfriends house, sat on his glass coffee table and went right through it ! Aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

By: Doug M

Doug M — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 23:01:16 +0000

showing off bbq’ing and then the whole thing went up in flames…..

By: Will G

Will G — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:59:05 +0000

I tripped over several pizza boxes

By: Michelle

Michelle — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:57:53 +0000

Walking through school with the back of my skirt tucked into my tights and everyone got to see through the tights, lol.

By: Valerie L

Valerie L — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:57:15 +0000

Wearing a dress, I lost my underwear

By: Gabriel Ramos

Gabriel Ramos — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:46:26 +0000

I slipped on the ice and did a full flip landing on my feet and then fell on my ass two seconds later just a little while ago.

By: Vivian D.

Vivian D. — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:45:16 +0000

I walked right into a closed patio door. You could see my nose print.

By: Wayne

Wayne — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:41:31 +0000

Funny things don’t happen to me. They’re all tragic.

By: Theresa Clift

Theresa Clift — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:33:06 +0000

I walked into what I thought was the ladies restroom, there was a man in there and I informed him he was in the Ladies restroom. He looked at me like I was an idiot and pointed to the urinal.

By: David Filley

David Filley — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:30:33 +0000

Trying to unlock my neighbors door, thinking it was mine.

By: David Hollingsworth

David Hollingsworth — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:27:38 +0000

One time I called my teacher mother at school.

By: Metalordking

Metalordking — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:06:43 +0000

I was playing a game of elimination frisbee with about 10 guys, was the first one eliminated and decided to climb a tree and watch the rest of the game from up there. About 20 feet up, I get comfy, stretching out on a rather large branch, when suddenly, it snaps off and I fall landing on the branch, knocking the wind out of me! Well, you never heard 10 guys laugh so hard!

By: Kelly

Kelly — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:06:25 +0000

I stpped on a pop tart and blew out my flip flop..somebody even wrote a song about it!

By: Lorie S

Lorie S — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:57:11 +0000

When I was expecting our second child my son had a difficult time dealing with the fact that he wouldn’t be an only child anymore. He would tell anyone he could that I was getting fat from eating too many pizza pops!

By: Heather Diotte

Heather Diotte — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:48:08 +0000

Embarrassing, but I was playing in a game room on the internet and my BFF and I were chatting in a private message box. I said “Hang on a sec, I gotta poo!” Unbeknownst to me that I wrote that in hte game room where everyone could see!!!!!! This one guy says “Ya, thanks for sharing!” OMG We were howling!!!!!

By: Lisa Cornfield

Lisa Cornfield — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:44:15 +0000

I would like to win this dvd to have a a movie night to have a good laugh and munchies watching it.

By: Lisa Cornfield

Lisa Cornfield — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:38:21 +0000

I had met my boyfriend and after a few weeks I stayed overnight and he was living in his mate flat himself and we were both in bed and I fell asleep and he stayed up watching tv and I got woke up by him been really annoyed with me asking me to go home he said I got up out of bed and I walked over to his nicely folded jeans which were lying on the floor and pulled down my pants and peed all over them and I pulled my pants up and climbed back into bed and when he told me what I had done I thought he was having a laugh it was even worse cause he did,nt even have a washing machine in the house so he was taking his washing to his mums house to get it done and I actually was convinced he had just poured water over his jeans just for an excuse to get rid of me and his wallet was also in his jeans which had pound notes in it I was mortified we then both realised I had been sleep walking I was so embarassed and the best of it was his mum had been my neighbour since I was a baby so that made it even more mortifing with him having to get her to wash his jeans we are still together so I could,nt have put him of that much.

By: Amy Heffernan

Amy Heffernan — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:37:05 +0000

walked into a sign :( lol

By: Monica Shelly

Monica Shelly — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:32:54 +0000

Looking over driving down the highway, and in the car next to us was Gene Wilder. He must of thought I was nuts waving like a lunatic at him.

By: Kathy Reitlo

Kathy Reitlo — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:32:35 +0000

I got in a car I thought was mine!

By: Adam Robinson

Adam Robinson — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:25:55 +0000

Meeting Dave Foley at a live music gig at The Mint in the L.A. area was quite funny. I also met Mike Myers at Spaceland on the same trip. Now, THAT’S FUNNY!! :) [true story, circa '99]

By: Emma

Emma — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:22:18 +0000

stopped in front of a non-existent door & found everyone behind me stopped too.

By: Dylan W

Dylan W — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:22:02 +0000

Tripped backwards over a rock, knocked my head on a tree and fell backwards into a sewage ditch

By: Kevin W

Kevin W — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:12:27 +0000

Falling asleep in my bed and waking up on the rooftop.

By: lisa mcfarland

lisa mcfarland — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:06:57 +0000

college days – waking up naked on the floor of my closet – enough said

By: Donna Evans

Donna Evans — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:03:29 +0000

I walked out of the restroom with toilet paper hanging to the floor.

By: Joanne Guay

Joanne Guay — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 21:03:09 +0000

The list seems to long, Parents showing up in a bar, meeting a teacher half a world away. Lots of fun

By: DB

DB — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:54:13 +0000

Watching BLAZING SADDLES!…..or the time I pooped my pants at work

By: Wendy hutton

Wendy hutton — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:46:55 +0000

flipping a quad

By: carol griffin

carol griffin — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:43:23 +0000

One time my dog ran away and I had to chase her all over the neighborhood. I looked ridiculous!

By: Teresa K

Teresa K — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:42:41 +0000

Watching stand up.

By: christopher h

christopher h — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:39:21 +0000

it was my first time at the nudist resort — and quite frankly, that’s all i want to admit to

By: Damon Jacobs

Damon Jacobs — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:36:33 +0000

One time someone pissed in my beer bottle and I drank it. That was apparently pretty funny.

By: Tracy Vogel

Tracy Vogel — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:36:20 +0000

Was trying to impress a guy and drink out of a chocolate milk in high school while walking by him casually. I took the lid off and put it to my lips all sensually and turns out it was cased with aluminum foil I hadn’t noticed or removed.. so I took a sexy swig of… nothing. So.. so embarrassing.

By: debbie s

debbie s — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:35:56 +0000

wore odd colored shoes to work

By: Gary

Gary — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:33:53 +0000

Vacationed in Australia a few years ago and while at the Zoo a Scrub Turkey pooped on my head.

By: James Lambert

James Lambert — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:32:29 +0000

My whole life is one big joke.

By: Bruce Lamesse

Bruce Lamesse — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:29:12 +0000

Getting slapped when I was born…it’s been downhill from there.

By: Hal Jenner

Hal Jenner — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:27:59 +0000

Sitting in South Park the Movie and having to explain to the grandparents with little kids behind me that this was not your average cartoon for kids, they stayed through the whole movie too shocked to leave…lol.

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:23:12 +0000

I was with my girlfriend who at this time I had only been dating for about 3 months. We were in her car and matter of factly she says “I think my crack is getting bigger.” She was referring to the crack in her windshield.

By: diane king

diane king — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:23:01 +0000

just acting stupid and retarded!!!!

By: Cary Gordon

Cary Gordon — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:21:56 +0000

When I was a teenager, maybe 13, my Mom ran over my foot as she was backing out of our driveway.
That was not the funny part.
The funny part, at least now upon reflection, is when I yelled she stopped the car and jumped out, but she parked in on my foot still.

By: Gail McKee

Gail McKee — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:21:38 +0000

I was going out on a first date with a guy, he opened the door to car and I got in….I was nervous so I passed gas before he came around and got in to drive…all the sudden I heard laughter….His sister and her date was in the back seat and heard me….sooooooooo embarrassing.

By: Brandi Mattingly

Brandi Mattingly — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:21:01 +0000

My sister is always doing stuff to me to make me laugh.

By: Lennyg

Lennyg — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:18:08 +0000

I usually do the funnying

By: roger simmons

roger simmons — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:14:35 +0000

The funniest thing that happened to me is that i walked into a parking meter. It happened like you see in the movies. I was looking away, turned around and there it was and bang..I walked straight into it.

By: Anita

Anita — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:13:17 +0000

Stuck my leg out a car window to knock over one of those orange barrels on the highway (we were stuck in traffic so were barely moving). Didn’t realize the barrel was weighted down and my leg got caught on it and turned me almost completely around in the car seat, which almost broke my leg. The friend driving almost had to pull over she was laughing so hard.

By: Daniel Glover

Daniel Glover — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:12:57 +0000

Funny things that happen to me aren’t appropriate enough to tell.

By: Peter Henry

Peter Henry — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:10:16 +0000

I was tired one morning and I asked the man behind the counter for a packet of crisps. After a minute or so I looked up wondering why he was not getting them from me. He as just looking at me. It was then I realised that I had walked into a pharmacy.

By: Cindy Moore

Cindy Moore — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:08:15 +0000

I was holding a glass of ice water and giving directions. When I indicated behind me, I flung all the ice water over my shoulder!

By: Elizabeth Vlug

Elizabeth Vlug — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:07:36 +0000

Got my date names mixed up. Accepted a date from one guy over the phone and when he showed up I realized it was the wrong “Greg”. Hope it didn’t show on my face. lol.

By: Stephen Lutz

Stephen Lutz — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:04:14 +0000

Getting my pants pulled down in high school, definitely not funny for me. Looking back, I would have laughed if it wasn’t me.

By: Wendy Wagar

Wendy Wagar — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:03:41 +0000

This morning I woke up thinking “What the heck?… It was our Pomeranian licking my foot… It’s good to wake up laughing!

By: Polly Hall

Polly Hall — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:02:51 +0000

My little brother making me laugh so hard while eating chicken noodle soup causing the noodles to come out my nose.

By: My Dog Roxy

My Dog Roxy — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:01:12 +0000

I pooped in the backyard and a squirel laughed at me

By: effie mclinden

effie mclinden — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 20:00:31 +0000

thinking a dart board was a 24 hour clock!

By: dale r. swift

dale r. swift — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:58:43 +0000

falling in love with someone I wasnt supposed to fall in love with .

By: Tammy Schweitz

Tammy Schweitz — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:58:17 +0000

I would have too being pooped on my birds while walking at lunchtime briefly.

By: Zenaida

Zenaida — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:58:12 +0000

I was pooped on by seagulls 3 times in one day at the beach.

By: DALLAS DAIGLE

DALLAS DAIGLE — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:57:59 +0000

Having a son has been very entertaining!!!

By: Dawn Cook

Dawn Cook — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:57:42 +0000

tripping UP the steps at a concert, lights were up, waiting for next band, get up to go to bathroom and trip up the steps…laughed my butt off at that one

By: June S.

June S. — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:56:53 +0000

I wore two different colored shoe’s to work one day.

By: Funny1

Funny1 — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:55:42 +0000

Being pooped on by birds…..I’m a bird poop magnet!

By: Rose Holloway

Rose Holloway — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:55:28 +0000

I got married :D

By: mike miller

mike miller — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:55:26 +0000

pillow fighting on a baseball field

By: Kim DeCoste

Kim DeCoste — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:55:17 +0000

I cried at EVERY SINGLE one of my birthday parties as a kid…the only one I didn’t cry originally at, my Mom snapped a group photo and I was caught picking my nose….THEN I cried

By: Angelique Drummond

Angelique Drummond — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:54:53 +0000

A lot of people seemed to find it funny when I got a bad shock from a faulty electronic…..

By: Daniel W.

Daniel W. — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:54:32 +0000

I tripped during high school graduation.

By: Melissa Reynolds

Melissa Reynolds — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:54:15 +0000

Smelling the sunscreen bottle and accidently squirting it up my nose and on my face in front of my teenage daughter and her friends

By: antony bosch

antony bosch — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:54:13 +0000

having a large icicle hit me square in the forehead in front of a crowd… only me.. sigh…

By: Lloyd Mossey

Lloyd Mossey — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:54:10 +0000

You mean other than being born ?

By: Kari Judd

Kari Judd — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:53:31 +0000

When I was 16 I told a nurse I had a History of Romantic heart disease!

By: Jamy Casteel

Jamy Casteel — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:52:51 +0000

I was once mistaken for a member of a pretty popular local band. I was giving away autographs and it was fantastic until they realized I wasn’t a member. At that point I just grabbed all of my free swag and ran!

By: Darrah Bailey

Darrah Bailey — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:52:39 +0000

Probably crying and being scared on a trotting horse…LOL Everyone ELSE though it was funny anyways ;)

By: lisa chan

lisa chan — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:52:36 +0000

I accidently wearing my shirt backwards and my socks were different colors

By: Sandra Rooke

Sandra Rooke — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:52:23 +0000

Getting married.